Hierarchy of Realities

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs may be a crude and pseudo-scientific attempt to classify human needs, but the present author would like to suggest a new pyramid; aptly named, Maslow's Hierarchy of Realities, in which each layer of the pyramid is represented not by needs, but by what each individual human is likely to experience over the course of their lifetime. Luckily, such a pyramid is rather simple to draw or represent visually, as it contains simply one section that encompasses the entire pyramid, and said section simply reads "Failure," in order to represent the inescapable folly of which all humans suffer under.